Trusting

Trusting people has made me the asshole I am today

with you

I post real shit, I post bullshit, i post funny shit, I post stupid shit I Just be posting shit, and that don't mean my post got shit to do with you

Focus

How to be successful: Focus on your own shit

Earn it

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Mind Fuck

Mind Fuck = When you shit bricks, you'll see it.

Chairs

I wonder what chairs think about all day: "Oh, Here Comes Another Asshole"

Hemorrhoid

I'm not an Asshole, I'm a Hemorrhoid. I Irritate Assholes.

towards you

When you fart and someone walks toward you

Weird Shit

MA !! THEY'RE POSTING WEIRD SHIT AGAIN !

Successful

How to be successful: Focus on your own shit

G Spot

Found It...

Neighbor

My next door neighbor knocked on my door and accused me of stealing her underwear Off her clothes line. I was so shocked I nearly Shit her pants.

cute ass

Now thats a cute ass

Funny Shit

Funny Shit

xoxo

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Shit Pot

Those who Stir the Shit Pot should have to Lick the Spoon.

Shitty Job

Your Shitty Job is better that his.