This Shit

Single - Taken - Tired of seeing this shit

Trusting

Trusting people has made me the asshole I am today

towards you

When you fart and someone walks toward you

Needs Viagra

They listen to everything but only hear what they want to!!!

Love Fuck

If You Love It - Fuck It - If It Comes Back - Fuck It Again - If It Doesn't Then - Fuck It

Tent

I Bet An Asshole Sleeps In This Tent

Two day old milk

Don't be silly i don't mind if the mik is two day old... - ...to compromise i left something in your bed

Hobbies

My Hobbies Include Posting Shit That Pisses People Off.

Funny Shit

Funny Shit

xoxo

Mind Fuck

Mind Fuck = When you shit bricks, you'll see it.

with you

I post real shit, I post bullshit, i post funny shit, I post stupid shit I Just be posting shit, and that don't mean my post got shit to do with you

Neighbor

My next door neighbor knocked on my door and accused me of stealing her underwear Off her clothes line. I was so shocked I nearly Shit her pants.

Shitty Job

Your Shitty Job is better that his.

Phone number

Doctor, My man wants to have wild sex all day long - What can I give him?

Reason to Masturbate

Having a Shitty day? Remember, You're sombody's reason to masturbate

farewell

farewell shitty day do not forget to f*** thyself on the way out

G Spot

Found It...

Proctologist

I'm not a Proctologist but i know an asshole when I see one

Have Shitty Day

Have Shitty Day

Fearless

Be Fearless. Fart as loud as your anus will allow.

Hemorrhoid

I'm not an Asshole, I'm a Hemorrhoid. I Irritate Assholes.

Sniffing ass

Why isn't my master sniffing that girl's ass?

Laxatives

Laxatives where will you be when they kick in?

Don’t worry

Shit Happens mostly to me so don't worry.