Trusting

Trusting people has made me the asshole I am today

with you

I post real shit, I post bullshit, i post funny shit, I post stupid shit I Just be posting shit, and that don't mean my post got shit to do with you

Focus

How to be successful: Focus on your own shit

Earn it

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Mind Fuck

Mind Fuck = When you shit bricks, you'll see it.

Delicious Butt

A Woman's butt - It looks so delicious, until you realise what it does again

Chairs

I wonder what chairs think about all day: "Oh, Here Comes Another Asshole"

Hemorrhoid

I'm not an Asshole, I'm a Hemorrhoid. I Irritate Assholes.

towards you

When you fart and someone walks toward you

Weird Shit

MA !! THEY'RE POSTING WEIRD SHIT AGAIN !

Successful

How to be successful: Focus on your own shit

G Spot

Found It...

Neighbor

My next door neighbor knocked on my door and accused me of stealing her underwear Off her clothes line. I was so shocked I nearly Shit her pants.

Toilet Paper

Reasons to put your toilet paper on, properly

cute ass

Now thats a cute ass

Funny Shit

Funny Shit

romantic shit

I like to whisper romantic shit after sex like "Hey... Go Home."

xoxo

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Turd Burgler

I don't want to start any trouble, but i think this guy just stole all your shit.

Shit Pot

Those who Stir the Shit Pot should have to Lick the Spoon.

Proctologist

I'm not a Proctologist but i know an asshole when I see one

ass destruction

The original weapon of ass destruction

Reason to Masturbate

Having a Shitty day? Remember, You're sombody's reason to masturbate

Shitty Job

Your Shitty Job is better that his.

Shitty Friends

Shitty Friends