Hemorrhoid

I'm not an Asshole, I'm a Hemorrhoid. I Irritate Assholes.

Sniffing ass

Why isn't my master sniffing that girl's ass?

Laxatives

Laxatives where will you be when they kick in?

Don’t worry

Shit Happens mostly to me so don't worry.

New Life

When you're deciding whether to drive to your shitty job, or across country to start a new life.

bad person

People have to pretend you're a bad person so they don't feel guilty about the things they did to you.

That Shit

Some of us just got that shit you cant teach...

cute ass

Now thats a cute ass

Happens

Happens!

Keep Calm

Keep Calm it's a Shitty Day

Cookies

Cookies Aint Got Shit On This

Chairs

I wonder what chairs think about all day: "Oh, Here Comes Another Asshole"

Suppository?!

Suppository?!

OMG

Oh My God - This is probably the funniest thing i've seen...

Delicious Butt

A Woman's butt - It looks so delicious, until you realise what it does again

Grew Up

I'm so glad i grew up in the '70s & '80s! I Did so much stupid shit - and there is no record of it anywhere!

Shit Pot

Those who Stir the Shit Pot should have to Lick the Spoon.

Shit Creek

Shit Creek - Paddle or not, your still in for one hell'ov'a shitty ride.

Shitty Friends

Shitty Friends

Story Time

Sit Down And Let Me Tell You A Story - Once Upon A Time, I Took A Shit On Your Carpet This Morning

Weird Shit

MA !! THEY'RE POSTING WEIRD SHIT AGAIN !