How to be successful: Focus on your own shit
I like to whisper romantic shit after sex like “Hey… Go Home.”
Post Random Shit Here
I Have A Surprise For You…
Whoever Thinks Money Doesn’t Buy Happiness Can Transfer That Shit Over To My Account!
That moment when you realize It Wasn’t A Fart
That’s some Crazy Sh*t
Oh Shit Not You Again
Is your butthole jealous of all the CRAP that comes out of your mouth?
Hello? Is anyone there??
I was born in a box, I live in a box, I sleep in a box, My food comes from a box, I shit in a box, It’s all boxes man.
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I have no bad words for anyone. I don’t care if you talk shit about me. I aint got shit to say about you.
Reasons to put your toilet paper on, properly
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOPITY DOO I Left a present in one of your shoes
I don’t want to start any trouble, but i think this guy just stole all your shit.
I wrote you a get well card. I hope you recover from your shitty personality.
Don’t Just Eat Pussy. Devour That Shit 😉
When you try to let out a silent fart around people but it comes out like a cannon burst.
Whenever you finish your daily bullshit and remember you got some weed waiting for you at the house
Earn it so nobody can say they gave you sh!t…
I’m so happy your home! Someone SHIT in the hallway
That moment when your clone starts doing dumb shit
Look at this shit here ! ! !