Category Archives: Captions

New Life

When you're deciding whether to drive to your shitty job, or across country to start a new life.

bad person

People have to pretend you're a bad person so they don't feel guilty about the things they did to you.

That Shit

Some of us just got that shit you cant teach...

cute ass

Now thats a cute ass

Happens

Happens!

Keep Calm

Keep Calm it's a Shitty Day

Cookies

Cookies Aint Got Shit On This

Chairs

I wonder what chairs think about all day: "Oh, Here Comes Another Asshole"

Suppository?!

Suppository?!

OMG

Oh My God - This is probably the funniest thing i've seen...

Delicious Butt

A Woman's butt - It looks so delicious, until you realise what it does again

Grew Up

I'm so glad i grew up in the '70s & '80s! I Did so much stupid shit - and there is no record of it anywhere!

This little bunny

This little bunny is going to kick the shit out of you.

I’m an asshole

I don't want anyone thinking i'm an asshole. I want them to be 100% sure about it.

sperm that won!

When you're having a shitty day remember you're the sperm that won.

Shit Pot

Those who Stir the Shit Pot should have to Lick the Spoon.

Shit Creek

Shit Creek - Paddle or not, your still in for one hell'ov'a shitty ride.

Shitty Friends

Shitty Friends

ass destruction

The original weapon of ass destruction

Story Time

Sit Down And Let Me Tell You A Story - Once Upon A Time, I Took A Shit On Your Carpet This Morning

Weird Shit

MA !! THEY'RE POSTING WEIRD SHIT AGAIN !

Open The Door

Getting Mighty Tired Of Your Shit Dude - Just Open The Door!

Adopted

"One mans trash is another man's treasure" Is a great quote but It's a shitty way to tell a kid they're adopted

Focus

How to be successful: Focus on your own shit

TP Commercial

Why does Toilet Paper Need A Commercial? Who is not buying this?