New Life

When you're deciding whether to drive to your shitty job, or across country to start a new life.

bad person

People have to pretend you're a bad person so they don't feel guilty about the things they did to you.

That Shit

Some of us just got that shit you cant teach...

cute ass

Now thats a cute ass

Happens

Happens!

Keep Calm

Keep Calm it's a Shitty Day

Cookies

Cookies Aint Got Shit On This

Chairs

I wonder what chairs think about all day: "Oh, Here Comes Another Asshole"

Suppository?!

Suppository?!

OMG

Oh My God - This is probably the funniest thing i've seen...

Delicious Butt

A Woman's butt - It looks so delicious, until you realise what it does again

Grew Up

I'm so glad i grew up in the '70s & '80s! I Did so much stupid shit - and there is no record of it anywhere!

Shit Pot

Those who Stir the Shit Pot should have to Lick the Spoon.

Shit Creek

Shit Creek - Paddle or not, your still in for one hell'ov'a shitty ride.

Shitty Friends

Shitty Friends

Story Time

Sit Down And Let Me Tell You A Story - Once Upon A Time, I Took A Shit On Your Carpet This Morning

Weird Shit

MA !! THEY'RE POSTING WEIRD SHIT AGAIN !

Open The Door

Getting Mighty Tired Of Your Shit Dude - Just Open The Door!

Adopted

"One mans trash is another man's treasure" Is a great quote but It's a shitty way to tell a kid they're adopted

Focus

How to be successful: Focus on your own shit

TP Commercial

Why does Toilet Paper Need A Commercial? Who is not buying this?