My Shitty

I’m sixteen years old and I’ve noticed that when I go out to the bus stop, and it’s cold, I have to poop. This also happens when I’m just going to school. It’s like nervousness starts it.

However, when I’m on break like on a weekend, I don’t have the problem unless I have to go. I poop in the morning, but then I have to go again when I get to the bus stop or during the first hour of school. After second block at 11:00, it stops. It’s affecting my life in ways that are bothering me. I sweat, I have terrible stomach aches, and my teachers won’t let me go to the bathroom. Please help and let me know what to do. Even after eating healthy it still happens. Why do I also poop when it’s cold more times than when it’s warm?

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About two years ago I had a problem where I would have a somewhat hard BM, then an hour later I’d have another one that was a little more watery, and then about another hour later I’d have another one that was almost all water. Along with this I had a ton of pain because it felt like a lump made of exposed nerves was coming out of me! I felt I needed to take Immodium to stop going because of the pain. A few days later this cycle would start all over again.

My doctor put me on a two-week antibiotic cycle for another problem, and it seemed to clear up my BM problems. I really didn’t have that same issue again until now. It started again this past Tuesday. The same cycle started… a fairly hard BM, an hour later a more watery one, and then an hour later another very watery one. Each time the painful lump became more pronounced. And of course I took Immodium because of the pain of the lump, and I couldn’t stand to go one more time. I drink two thirty-two-ounce bottles of water per day, eat a Fiber One bars and yogurt every morning and try to get some more fiber with a whole wheat bread or veggies throughout the day. I’m so frustrated. What’s my deal?

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My two year-old wants to know what poop taste like. What do I tell her?

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