Posts Tagged ‘Shit’

Double The SHIT….

I have also been , am and ever will be shy and i cannot help it and believe me its the shittiest thing.
i was in love (i mean proper love not a random crush ) with a guy for 3 years but due to my shitty problem i cud never ask him out i noe he liked me to but then i finally got the courage to ask him one day and he says he liked me too and we were in a relationship .

After 3 weeks i caught the son a bitch eyeballing my best friend i was so angry i decided to confront him but before i cud say anything he said he loved me and ppl were just fabricating stories i really liked him so i believed him but 5 days later he is giving a tonguebath to my bff i got soooo angry and we oviously broke up !!

Later i got to noe that is my bff that back stabbed me by being in a relationship with that asshole now she is my BFF– Boy Friend Fucker and nothin happens this incident ruined my high school and ever since i hav had the shittiest luck with other people i hate my fucking life!!

Shit does in deed Happen

This was about 4 year ago, when it happened to me. When I was 10 year old, me and my friend Lyndsey were walking down the street, when I started to feel really bad cramps in my stomach. It couldn’t have been the worst time, as she was making me laugh. I pleaded her to…

D12 & Eminem ~ Shit On You

Related Music:

  1. Kanye West & Esttle ~ I’m The Shit
  2. Trick Daddy ~ This The Shit That I Live
  3. Snoop Dogg ~ That’s That Shit
  4. Eminem ~ So Bad

Fisherman’s Bobber Shit

That’s the kind where you’re in the public toilet, and there are two people waiting for your stall. You shit and flush two times, but several golf ball-sized poops are still floating on the water..

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THE OLYMPIC SHIT

This shit occurs exactly one hour prior to the start of any competitive event in which you are entered.

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